Tuesday, November 16, 2004

You will know us by our warts

What would feminists look like and what would feminists do if we fit the image the likes of Rush Limbaugh, Pat Robertson, Pat Buchanan and Newt Gingrich presented of us?

Well, for starters, we'd be dragging pregnant women off the streets into "abortion clinics" and forcing them to have abortions. Or, we'd be dragging pregnant women, mid-delivery, out of hospitals and into ritual rooms and immediately sacrificing their newborn babies in the name of Satan. Then we'd eat the pieces parts of the newly murdered babies.

We'd be out on the streets grabbing small children and dragging them into other ritual rooms where we'd indoctrinate them into our perverse life styles of homosexuality and/or sexual orgies.

We'd be dragging men in off the streets and castrating them or cutting off their penises.

We'd be practicing strange rites of witchcraft where all the above mentioned would be incorporated into strange and hellish rites of debauchery and murder, mayhem and maiming.

Oh yeah, and we'd ride broomsticks, have warts all over, and scare the hell out of all and a sundry who looked at us.

Have you seen any of us, yet? You'll know when you do. Just look for the warts.


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